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Listen More Than You Speak, Then Speak Less When You Listened
As things go, I'm fairly proud of the relationship I've developed with my daughters. They're in middle school, and my triggers keep their...

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Sep 15, 20222 min read


The Day I Gave My Girls Crabs
The very first time I took my kids to the beach, they were two years old. Which, by rights, should've been the very last time we ever got...

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Aug 9, 20212 min read
Bedtime Is NeverTime
I tend to daydream a lot. Much to the chagrin of my wife, Jenn, it's never about having more kids. I dream about my favorite thing to do....

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Jul 20, 20212 min read
This Milk Might Be Bad
A few weeks ago, someone asked if my kids were "half-breeds." If I married an "Oriental lady." This comment was from a man who probably...

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Jun 28, 20212 min read
Turning Fifty Shades of Gray
Kids today are growing up too fast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Every generation of parents says things like that. The thing is, I've been was...

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Jun 15, 20212 min read
Parenting Without Support
One of the hardest things I've learned since having kids is the toll they have on my adult relationships. The ones I shared weekly...

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Jun 10, 20212 min read
Who's In The Shower With My Daughter?
In the time it took for me to take the trash out to the curb, my daughter snuck someone in the shower with her. She was pretty ballsy...

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Jun 8, 20212 min read
Lube For Kids
When you don't have kids, it’s rather easy to sit smugly and count the people with kids. To be all conservative and judgey. You do begin...

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Jun 6, 20211 min read


Pushing The River
Most reluctant learners will fall short of their potential. And, lack of preparedness is the least of their problems. That's generally...

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May 27, 20211 min read
Best Plants To Bloom
This time is my religion. I walk into a garden still without a terrestrial home. One without form. If it's not a figment of my...

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May 24, 20211 min read
An Award Doesn't Mean You're Good
My daughter feels a sense of entitlement. Her brush techniques and color choices are described as “wonderful uses of colors and lines.”...

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May 21, 20212 min read


Best Way To Grow Successful Kids
Shh! I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Something that will shake up the schoolhouse. Kids who love to read at an early age will...

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May 19, 20212 min read
The HYP Starts Early
So, when your kids grow up in an Asian community, there are a few foundational expectations. No, not everyone must come with rice in...

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May 17, 20212 min read
It's Never An Ask, PTA
The #PTA called and left a message. Everyone heard it. It sounded something like this: My soul now belongs to my kids’ school. Look, when...

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May 16, 20212 min read


Baked Brownies
As things go, I’m pretty open to my daughters’ school’s efforts to fundraise. My problem is with one faction within the school. Its...

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May 14, 20211 min read


Sex Talk With My Daughter
Parenting Overload

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May 12, 20212 min read
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